Awkward Elevator Moments

Even Luke has awkward Elevator Moments

Whats up peeps?

(Oh how I hope it is before nine o'clock so I can get full credit...)

Have ya ever wondered how to train your dragon? I have, but I am not going to tell you.

Today I am going to inform you about how to be Awkward In An Elevator. This is not very hard to do, but it is indeed entertaining.

So here it goes.

Step One: The first thing you need to do is locate an elevator in a public place where a lot of people will be.

For example, a hotel elevator, an elevator at your dads office, or even an elevator at an old peoples apartment complex. The main concern is that there just needs to be other people besides yourself using it.

Step Two: This is where the fun starts!

Ok, so picture this. You are inside the elevator and it is just you and one other person. Rarely, do two strangers talk in an elevator.

Your job is to say something that will just freak people out. Here are some sample phrases that are bound to do a good job.

• Crack open your briefcase or purse. Pretend there is a small creature in it, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air/room in there?"
• *Keep a straight face and say "I need to find a more suitable host body" in a really creepy voice, but with no expression on your face                                                                                   
• In a crowded elevator Remain quiet and then suddenly announce, "Oh dear I forgot to use deodorant."

Step Three: Instead of talking to be awkward, just stare.

As soon as you see someone enter the elevator, turn your body toward them and just stare, It will be enough to give them the creeps.

Step Four: Now it is time to try Whistling and Singing. 

This will defiantly make people judge you. I suggest whistling an annoying song that like Twinkle Twinkle Little Star over and over again.


Step Five: If you have done all the other above suggestions I recommend now doing relaxation exercises.


And I don't just mean some silent meditation. I mean full on yoga master!


Try to get the people involved with you and they will either join in or give you blank stares and pretend to be deaf.


Step Six: After completing a Yoga Session, it is now time to talk to your imaginary friend.


Have an in depth conversation, as if he were a real person.  


laugh at his Jokes...Discuss his problems...and be prepared when the people in the elevator want to take you to an insane asylum.


Step Seven. This is the final step and very important. 

LEAVE THE ELEVATOR WITH DIGNITY! 


As soon as those doors open, step out and pretend that nothing out of the ordinary happened and walk away.
 
Besides It's not like you will ever see these people again...right?

And that My friends, is how to be awkward in an Elevator(:

So this was my How to guide. I hope that it is very much enjoyed by you guys. Have a magical evening and I wish the Boy's and Girls Basket ball teams the best of Luck!
Go patriots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


Oh and one more thing. I still want a Cockapoo-- just wanted to let you know...

 Good evening!

Isn't he a cutie...