So Ya Wanna Be A Jedi?

How ya doing ol' chummies?

I am doing quite fine thanks for asking! 

Today I was thinking about how awesome it would be if I were actually a Jedi knight... I mean come on who doesn't like Star Wars?

And then I realized that I still had to write a blog post, and so then it dawned on me like an inspiration sent from Heaven...I can write my blog post on how to become a Jedi knight.

So sit back, relax, and take good notes as I walk you through the different steps of becoming in-tune with your inner force.

STEP ONE:

The first step is you must realize that the life of a Jedi knight is only for a chosen few. You need to look inside yourself and ask if you are one of the chosen.

If you feel a burning sensation--close to how you feel with indigestion-- Then you could be one of the chosen... either that or it is just the nachos you had for lunch.

STEP TWO

If you happen to have any contacts within the Galactic senate then feel free to go ahead and use them.! If you are in no such luck like most of us out here in the galaxy then go and have your parents dress up like surrogates and have them admit you to the Jedi Academy.

For those of you who are orphans do not fret.  There is still hope for you. You might just have to wait for a Jedi to come and discover you.

After all it worked for Anakin  didn't it?

STEP THREE

Prepare yourself for the Jedi lifestyle. The rules and restrictions are similar to that you will find when you serve a mission.

Kiss your dating life good-bye. You do not want to end up like Anakin.

Prepare to never see your family again because  as sad as this may appear, it is a likely possibility. DUN..DUN..DUNNN!!!!

STEP FOUR

Now after you have prepared yourself you need to listen to your Masters at all cost. 

Even if they make no sense in talk in jibberish.

"adkhjfa;jfoauif" 

"Wait what?"

"alskhfja;jhi "

"And doing that will save my life how?"

Doing what they tell you will protect your life... at least until you mess up.

Along with this you must study. 

I know you don't want to, but stop,complaining because you will only thank me later. 

STEP FIVE

This is very important. Do not use the  force unless it absolutely necessary  And no--Getting Ice cream out of the fridge is not a necessary cause- Well, maybe if it is cookies and cream flavor...

STEP SIX

Please what ever you do, do not be tempted by the dark side! 

Even if they tell you they have cookies, don't believe them...it's a lie.

STEP SEVEN

I realize that you have a really spiffy light sabor, but you are not allowed to go around playing with it.

Instead perfect your Jedi skills, and become cooler then master Yoda.

(Actually that is not possible, but it is my job to fuel you up with false hope).

STEP EIGHT

Oh my little Jedi is all grown up....Im a gonna misss ya:'(

You are now a Jedi Knight so go out and save the universe!

THE END

There ya go folks. I hope this is helpful throughout your life! Or at least as you try and quickly complete your homework assignment.

Random baby Yoda..